“The sands of time stop for no one, not even the mighty pharaoh. Eat more Skittles.”

I created George Washington. I created a cherry tree. Then I gave George an axe. Sadly, there’s not any more to the story than that.

And now for something completely different: a preview of Atlus’s upcoming blockbuster Catherine, guest-written by Brittany Vincent. Click to read about Vincent’s tales of nightmarish trials and the meaning of marriage!

Puyo Puyo Tsuu CD sometimes feels slick, but it never feels quite as passionate as it should. Gamers who aren’t already Puyo fans won’t understand what the big deal is, whereas the original Puyo Puyo CD had the power to turn even the grumpiest curmudgeons into believers.

The fallen angel, Satan, corrupted the others’ souls, plunging the world into darkness and despair. Where rainbows once dazzled children, villainy and elephant-men now prospered. The Almighty Developer unleashed upon the outcasts a plague of unmatched proportions: hundreds of small, blobular beasts named “PuyoPuyo”.