TV Time with Syd: final episode  

And now, one last morning in the life of Download 2′s affable hero Syd.

[sleeping sounds]
“I’m awake now. I hate that.”
“Huh. I’ve still got two left.”
“I should get dressed. I’ll just store
this cig in my ear.”
“I may as well see what’s on the telly.”

“They can call it Hyper all they want,
but this bum’s a fucking bore.”
“What the… oh, it’s probably Deva.”
“Surprises!! It’s me, Deva!”
“I know who you are, bitch. Let me put on my kick-ass hat and we can go save this crappy planet.”
“Deva, your hat looks stupid.”
“…I know…”