TV Time with Syd: second episode  

And now, another morning in the life of Download 2′s affable hero Syd.

[sleeping sounds]
“I’m awake now. I hate that.”
“I think I’ll just stay in bed and smoke all day.”
“You’re my only friend.”
[inhales]
[exhales]
“I may as well see what’s on the telly.”

“Huh. This Silverhawks remake sucks.”
“What the… who the fuck is ringing my doorbell at 8 AM?”
“Surprises!! It’s me again! I’m Deva!”
“Let me enjoy my TV time, bitch.”