TV Time with Syd  

And now, a morning in the life of Download 2′s affable hero Syd.

[sleeping sounds]
“I’m awake now. I hate that.”
[scritch scratch]
“Where the hell are my…
Oh, there they are.”
“Let’s see what’s on the telly.”

“Hm. I could use some of that K-SO power around here.”
“What the… who the fuck is ringing my doorbell at 7 AM?”
“Surprises!! It’s me, Deva!”
“Let me enjoy my TV time, bitch.”